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Matt Walsh Reacts To People Being Losers On TikTok
The Matt Walsh Show
Sat, August 12
Where do you work, Peter? It doesn't really matter. I don't like my job and I don't think I'm going to go anymore. Well, our culture is the most popular pastime, as we know, is complaining, especially about stress. Now, we're stressed out. Our second favorite hobby is to come up with trendy new labels for common human...
Matt Walsh Reacts To Toxic Women On TikTok - Part Two
The Matt Walsh Show
Sat, August 05
Here we have informed videos of toxic women on TikTok and we'll review a few of these. Let's start at the top. Yeah. I'm pressing dim. Oh, f***ing dumb. OK. Bragging about the fact that you're walking out of the house, dressed like a stripper. She below said a street. Also, by the way, this is a pretty new thing. Like...
"My Friend Is TOO NICE At The Gym." - Matt Walsh Answers AITA Questions
The Matt Walsh Show
Sat, July 22
I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief inscribed his name on me. Wow! Wow. I must get back to repairing my ship. Braille's getting to some, uh, MI, the A-hole questions here. Beth says, here's an interesting question for you. I have a straight guy friend who said that he would be open to dating a bisexual wo...
Matt Walsh Reacts To Toxic Women On TikTok - Part One
The Matt Walsh Show
Sat, July 15
Well, as you know, my producer and my Canada loves nothing more than to compile videos of the most annoying people on the planet videos that will make me see with rage. Here we have, I'm informed, toxic women at the gym on TikTok. Let's start at the top. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ladies, I have a pro tip for w...
Matt Walsh Reacts To Lazy People On TikTok - Part Two
The Matt Walsh Show
Fri, July 14
Previously on the Matt Wall Show. Wow. Humans really have to pay money to stay alive. You want slavery? That's what you're asking for. You want slaves? I have kids, I'm a single mother, okay? Why are you a single mother? That's another question, I've never asked. Got it! Ha! And now for part two. So we're gonna check...
Matt Walsh Ranks The BEST Rappers Of All Time
The Matt Walsh Show
Thu, July 13
Now I've had a lot going on over the past couple of years. We've covered a lot of ground, I think. You know, I've become a best-selling children's author, as you know, a filmmaker, a women's studies expert, a transphobia of the year, among other accolades. But many people don't realize where this all started for me, w...
Matt Walsh Responds To His TikTok Critics - Part One
The Matt Walsh Show
Wed, July 05
The interest of efficiency will be responding rapid fire style to a TikTok videos attacking me just over the past two weeks or so I say this will be rapid fire, but take that with a grain of salt. I'm not Ben Shapiro So rapid fire is relative Eventually we actually hit chipmunk speed and then we go silence and we go b...
Matt Walsh Roasts Dumb Celebrities
The Matt Walsh Show
Fri, June 30
My own personal experience with abortion, and I don't think we talk about this enough, abortion can be another word for mercy. Our country has failed us! I'm very excited about this daily cancellation. I finally get a chance to cancel and hathaway. I've held a grudge against this woman ever since. My wife early in our...
How All Of Our Core Institutions Lit Their Own Credibility On Fire
The Matt Walsh Show
Wed, June 21
Today, the Matt Wall Show, Hunter Biden will not be facing any present time for any of his numerous federal crimes. This is just the latest proof that the justice system effectively no longer exists in this country. In fact, all of our major institutions have destroyed themselves from within, which is why Americans ar...
How To Deal With Your Smoking Spouse - Matt Walsh Advice
The Matt Walsh Show
Tue, June 20
Alright, we're gonna do a little bit of advice today. Jennifer says, hi Matt, I'm married to a wonderful conservative man and he and I are on the same page on almost everything and share the same values. We're both in our mid-20s and getting ready to have kids, but I have one problem. I'd like to try and solve before...